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SUMMARY:Hands On A Hard Body
DESCRIPTION:When an auto dealership in Longview\, TX\, launches an endurance contest\, ten economically strapped strangers embark on a journey that tests their hearts\, minds\, and bodies. The contestant who keeps at least one hand on a brand-new hardbody truck the longest gets to drive it off the lot. What initially seems like a mere publicity stunt soon becomes a soul-baring battle of wills. Only one can win\, but for all involved\, the truck holds the key to their own private American dream. \nThe mix of people in this contest includes: an unlikeable prior winner who is a bit racist; the son of an immigrant who wants to be a veterinarian; a USMC veteran; an older woman (with her husband for support) who really needs the money; a Texas evangelical; a beauty queen; an older man (and his wife as support) who is recovering from a fall from a big rig; and a few other folks. The backstory involves the faltering dealership\, lack of sales\, and unethical behavior by some of the staff. \nThe ensemble includes Melissa Gale\, Derek Gregerson\, Kate Potter\, Mike Dederian\, Andrew Stoffers\, Victoria Garcia\, Sam Babst\, Danny Caputo\, Mary Compton\, Evan Tait\, RJ Tofte\, Bryan Durden\, Jody Allen\, Margo Schembre\, and Jason Nuesa. \nArtistic Staff: Hands on a Hardbody is directed by Thomas C. Graff. Cyndy Ramsey-Rier serves as the music director\, while Teri Barardino Newman serves as the choreographer and assistant director. Kendra Comerford is the stage manager\, Marcus Storey is the sound designer\, Bill Burbach is the set designer\, Nikki Paulson is the costume designer\, Ian Anderson-Priddy is the lighting designer\, and Allen R. Phillips designs the properties. Steve Knox is the producer. \nJuly 10 – August 16\, 2026\nWednesdays\, Thursdays\, Fridays\, & Saturdays at 7:30 PM\nSunday Matinees and Saturday matinees on July 25 & August 8 at 2:00 PM
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/hands-on-a-hard-body-2/2026-08-05/
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SUMMARY:See Jane Run: An Indo Story
DESCRIPTION:Dr. Jane Vogel Mantiri is a social justice activist\, retired child trauma psychologist\, and professional actor living in Portland\, Oregon. Jane embodies the immigrant success story and the fulfillment of her father’s all-American dream. But Jane’s life has always been colored by her aunt’s brutal murder during the fight for Indonesian Independence after WWII. Her mixed-race Indo parents were forced to flee their motherland\, clutching their baby girl. On his death bed\, believing Jane was his beloved sister\, her father implored her\, “Run!” \nNow Jane is sharing her family’s story that had been sealed in silence\, shame\, and assimilation. The same urge to cook nasi kuning and lempers inspired a journey across the Pacific Ocean to reconnect with family and lay flowers on her aunt’s grave. This Indonesian pilgrimage winds through a cousin’s living room in Jakarta\, a university classroom in Yogyakarta\, and a cemetery in Surabaya which holds the “welcome home” Jane never realized she needed on her way to defining both her family’s legacy and her own.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/see-jane-run-an-indo-story/2026-08-04/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
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DESCRIPTION:Dr. Jane Vogel Mantiri is a social justice activist\, retired child trauma psychologist\, and professional actor living in Portland\, Oregon. Jane embodies the immigrant success story and the fulfillment of her father’s all-American dream. But Jane’s life has always been colored by her aunt’s brutal murder during the fight for Indonesian Independence after WWII. Her mixed-race Indo parents were forced to flee their motherland\, clutching their baby girl. On his death bed\, believing Jane was his beloved sister\, her father implored her\, “Run!” \nNow Jane is sharing her family’s story that had been sealed in silence\, shame\, and assimilation. The same urge to cook nasi kuning and lempers inspired a journey across the Pacific Ocean to reconnect with family and lay flowers on her aunt’s grave. This Indonesian pilgrimage winds through a cousin’s living room in Jakarta\, a university classroom in Yogyakarta\, and a cemetery in Surabaya which holds the “welcome home” Jane never realized she needed on her way to defining both her family’s legacy and her own.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/see-jane-run-an-indo-story/2026-08-03/
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SUMMARY:Hands On A Hard Body
DESCRIPTION:When an auto dealership in Longview\, TX\, launches an endurance contest\, ten economically strapped strangers embark on a journey that tests their hearts\, minds\, and bodies. The contestant who keeps at least one hand on a brand-new hardbody truck the longest gets to drive it off the lot. What initially seems like a mere publicity stunt soon becomes a soul-baring battle of wills. Only one can win\, but for all involved\, the truck holds the key to their own private American dream. \nThe mix of people in this contest includes: an unlikeable prior winner who is a bit racist; the son of an immigrant who wants to be a veterinarian; a USMC veteran; an older woman (with her husband for support) who really needs the money; a Texas evangelical; a beauty queen; an older man (and his wife as support) who is recovering from a fall from a big rig; and a few other folks. The backstory involves the faltering dealership\, lack of sales\, and unethical behavior by some of the staff. \nThe ensemble includes Melissa Gale\, Derek Gregerson\, Kate Potter\, Mike Dederian\, Andrew Stoffers\, Victoria Garcia\, Sam Babst\, Danny Caputo\, Mary Compton\, Evan Tait\, RJ Tofte\, Bryan Durden\, Jody Allen\, Margo Schembre\, and Jason Nuesa. \nArtistic Staff: Hands on a Hardbody is directed by Thomas C. Graff. Cyndy Ramsey-Rier serves as the music director\, while Teri Barardino Newman serves as the choreographer and assistant director. Kendra Comerford is the stage manager\, Marcus Storey is the sound designer\, Bill Burbach is the set designer\, Nikki Paulson is the costume designer\, Ian Anderson-Priddy is the lighting designer\, and Allen R. Phillips designs the properties. Steve Knox is the producer. \nJuly 10 – August 16\, 2026\nWednesdays\, Thursdays\, Fridays\, & Saturdays at 7:30 PM\nSunday Matinees and Saturday matinees on July 25 & August 8 at 2:00 PM
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SUMMARY:Hands On A Hard Body
DESCRIPTION:When an auto dealership in Longview\, TX\, launches an endurance contest\, ten economically strapped strangers embark on a journey that tests their hearts\, minds\, and bodies. The contestant who keeps at least one hand on a brand-new hardbody truck the longest gets to drive it off the lot. What initially seems like a mere publicity stunt soon becomes a soul-baring battle of wills. Only one can win\, but for all involved\, the truck holds the key to their own private American dream. \nThe mix of people in this contest includes: an unlikeable prior winner who is a bit racist; the son of an immigrant who wants to be a veterinarian; a USMC veteran; an older woman (with her husband for support) who really needs the money; a Texas evangelical; a beauty queen; an older man (and his wife as support) who is recovering from a fall from a big rig; and a few other folks. The backstory involves the faltering dealership\, lack of sales\, and unethical behavior by some of the staff. \nThe ensemble includes Melissa Gale\, Derek Gregerson\, Kate Potter\, Mike Dederian\, Andrew Stoffers\, Victoria Garcia\, Sam Babst\, Danny Caputo\, Mary Compton\, Evan Tait\, RJ Tofte\, Bryan Durden\, Jody Allen\, Margo Schembre\, and Jason Nuesa. \nArtistic Staff: Hands on a Hardbody is directed by Thomas C. Graff. Cyndy Ramsey-Rier serves as the music director\, while Teri Barardino Newman serves as the choreographer and assistant director. Kendra Comerford is the stage manager\, Marcus Storey is the sound designer\, Bill Burbach is the set designer\, Nikki Paulson is the costume designer\, Ian Anderson-Priddy is the lighting designer\, and Allen R. Phillips designs the properties. Steve Knox is the producer. \nJuly 10 – August 16\, 2026\nWednesdays\, Thursdays\, Fridays\, & Saturdays at 7:30 PM\nSunday Matinees and Saturday matinees on July 25 & August 8 at 2:00 PM
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/hands-on-a-hard-body-2/2026-07-11/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
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DESCRIPTION:When an auto dealership in Longview\, TX\, launches an endurance contest\, ten economically strapped strangers embark on a journey that tests their hearts\, minds\, and bodies. The contestant who keeps at least one hand on a brand-new hardbody truck the longest gets to drive it off the lot. What initially seems like a mere publicity stunt soon becomes a soul-baring battle of wills. Only one can win\, but for all involved\, the truck holds the key to their own private American dream. \nThe mix of people in this contest includes: an unlikeable prior winner who is a bit racist; the son of an immigrant who wants to be a veterinarian; a USMC veteran; an older woman (with her husband for support) who really needs the money; a Texas evangelical; a beauty queen; an older man (and his wife as support) who is recovering from a fall from a big rig; and a few other folks. The backstory involves the faltering dealership\, lack of sales\, and unethical behavior by some of the staff. \nThe ensemble includes Melissa Gale\, Derek Gregerson\, Kate Potter\, Mike Dederian\, Andrew Stoffers\, Victoria Garcia\, Sam Babst\, Danny Caputo\, Mary Compton\, Evan Tait\, RJ Tofte\, Bryan Durden\, Jody Allen\, Margo Schembre\, and Jason Nuesa. \nArtistic Staff: Hands on a Hardbody is directed by Thomas C. Graff. Cyndy Ramsey-Rier serves as the music director\, while Teri Barardino Newman serves as the choreographer and assistant director. Kendra Comerford is the stage manager\, Marcus Storey is the sound designer\, Bill Burbach is the set designer\, Nikki Paulson is the costume designer\, Ian Anderson-Priddy is the lighting designer\, and Allen R. Phillips designs the properties. Steve Knox is the producer. \nJuly 10 – August 16\, 2026\nWednesdays\, Thursdays\, Fridays\, & Saturdays at 7:30 PM\nSunday Matinees and Saturday matinees on July 25 & August 8 at 2:00 PM
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/hands-on-a-hard-body-2/2026-07-10/2/
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DESCRIPTION:When an auto dealership in Longview\, TX\, launches an endurance contest\, ten economically strapped strangers embark on a journey that tests their hearts\, minds\, and bodies. The contestant who keeps at least one hand on a brand-new hardbody truck the longest gets to drive it off the lot. What initially seems like a mere publicity stunt soon becomes a soul-baring battle of wills. Only one can win\, but for all involved\, the truck holds the key to their own private American dream. \nThe mix of people in this contest includes: an unlikeable prior winner who is a bit racist; the son of an immigrant who wants to be a veterinarian; a USMC veteran; an older woman (with her husband for support) who really needs the money; a Texas evangelical; a beauty queen; an older man (and his wife as support) who is recovering from a fall from a big rig; and a few other folks. The backstory involves the faltering dealership\, lack of sales\, and unethical behavior by some of the staff. \nThe ensemble includes Melissa Gale\, Derek Gregerson\, Kate Potter\, Mike Dederian\, Andrew Stoffers\, Victoria Garcia\, Sam Babst\, Danny Caputo\, Mary Compton\, Evan Tait\, RJ Tofte\, Bryan Durden\, Jody Allen\, Margo Schembre\, and Jason Nuesa. \nArtistic Staff: Hands on a Hardbody is directed by Thomas C. Graff. Cyndy Ramsey-Rier serves as the music director\, while Teri Barardino Newman serves as the choreographer and assistant director. Kendra Comerford is the stage manager\, Marcus Storey is the sound designer\, Bill Burbach is the set designer\, Nikki Paulson is the costume designer\, Ian Anderson-Priddy is the lighting designer\, and Allen R. Phillips designs the properties. Steve Knox is the producer. \nJuly 10 – August 16\, 2026\nWednesdays\, Thursdays\, Fridays\, & Saturdays at 7:30 PM\nSunday Matinees and Saturday matinees on July 25 & August 8 at 2:00 PM
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-06-07/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
CATEGORIES:Performing,Theater
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-06-06/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-06-05/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
CATEGORIES:Performing,Theater
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-06-04/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
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SUMMARY:Art Decked Out - Lake Oswego Festival of the Arts Kickoff
DESCRIPTION:Join us for the Art Decked Out celebration of Matt Patterson’s art. A New York Times bestselling illustrator and Fellow of The Explorers Club\, Patterson has traveled from the rainforests of Belize to the remote thickets of Madagascar to capture the “Wild & Luscious” essence of the natural world. Known for his staggering realism and commitment to conservation\, his award-winning work—including the 2024 Sibert Honor-winning The Book of Turtles—bridges the gap between fine art and field biology. Whether catching alligators from a kayak or documenting critically endangered tortoises\, Patterson’s art is a testament to the beauty of the species he works tirelessly to protect. Get a first look at his original illustrations and hear about The Wetlands Conservancy’s work to save the native turtles and Wetlands of Oregon. Anne & Danny Schauffler and JoseLuis Sosa are musical guests. Bring a picnic as chairs & tables will be set up on the lawn for this festive event. Beverages are available for purchase. Matt Patterson will be onsite during the LO Festival of the Arts June 26\, 27 & 27.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/art-decked-out-lake-oswego-festival-of-the-arts-kickoff/
LOCATION:Dee Denton Gallery\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
CATEGORIES:Art,Free,Painting or Watercolor
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-05-31/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
CATEGORIES:Performing,Theater
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SUMMARY:Funny Girl
DESCRIPTION:Legendary comedienne and Ziegfeld star Fanny Brice (Melissa Gale) has all the qualities to become Broadway’s next big star: the voice\, the charm\, and plenty of chutzpah. But does she have “the look”? This heartfelt musical comedy traces her unlikely rise to fame with the Ziegfeld Follies and her tumultuous romantic relationship with gambler Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone). Featuring one of the greatest musical scores of all time\, Funny Girl includes timeless classics like “Don’t Rain on My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “People\,” and much more. \nThe Title Sponsors for Funny Girl are Tom & Marjorie Croft & Jack’s Overhead Door\, and the Music Sponsor is The Portland Spirit. \nPerformances are Thursday through Saturday at 7:30 PM\, Sundays at 2:00 PM\, one Saturday (May 23) at 2:00 PM\, and two Wednesday shows (May 13 and 27) at 7:30 PM. Lakewood Theatre Company has an intimate 220-seat theatre located at the Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street in Lake Oswego. \nSpecial note: On Wednesdays\, May 13 and May 27\, the theatre continues its Wine or Whiskey on Wednesday program\, called WOW: 25-35. For audience members aged 35 or under\, tickets are $30 each. Use the code WOW30 when ordering tickets online to get this special discount. At these performances\, there will be a complimentary wine tasting one hour before curtain\, courtesy of an Oregon vineyard/distillery. OLCC rules apply! Bring your ID for the tasting! \nThe Story: Funny Girl is the semi-autobiographical tale of Fanny Brice’s (Melissa Gale) meteoric rise to fame and her tumultuous relationship with Nick Arnstein (Nick Serrone)\, a wealthy and charming gambler. From her beginnings as an awkward Brooklyn teen talking her way into show business to becoming the toast of New York and the unraveling of her personal life\, Funny Girl is a striking\, richly told tour de force about one of Broadway’s biggest stars. The endearing\, emotional musical features a lineup of great tunes performed through Bob Merrill and Jule Styne’s unforgettable score\, which includes “People\,” “Don’t Rain On My Parade\,” “I’m the Greatest Star\,” “The Music That Makes Me Dance\,” and “You Are Woman\, I Am Man.” \nThe talented ensemble\, playing multiple roles\, features Margo Schembre\, Ed Pierce\, Riley Parham\, Jody Allen\, Hillary Chapman\, Emily Smith\, Melissa M. Standley\, RJ Tofte\, Tim Ward\, Robert Altieri\, Ali Bean\, Alika Bright\, Austin Stone\, Sarah DeGrave\, Corrine Michelle Maddox\, Isaac Elmore\, Lindy Hatcher\, Jared Lingle\, Liz O’Donnell\, Amanda Marie Pred\, Pippa Southard\, Kate Potter\, and Melody Wells-Benitez. \nArtistic Staff: Funny Girl is directed by Dennis Corwin. The Music Director is Cyndy Ramsey-Rier. The assistant director and choreographer is Laura Hiszczynskyj. The Stage Manager is Kendra Comerford\, and the assistant stage manager is Cassie Kanios. Sound Design is by Michael Bard. Set Design is by John Gerth. The Costume Coordinator is Janelle Sutton. Lighting Design is by Dug Martel. Prop Design is by Allen H. Phillips. The Producer is Steve Knox.
URL:https://clackamasartsalliance.org/event/funny-girl/2026-05-30/
LOCATION:Lakewood Center for the Arts\, 368 S. State Street\, Lake Oswego\, OR\, 97034\, United States
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